Hello. I'm Sarah. I've lived for 18 years and I hope to be alive for a lot more.  possible cannibal(s)

 


In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

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I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

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youthfairy:

fruiht:

sparkhel:

elopee:

anchor-to-heaven:

cra-yola:

5hip-l4rry:

overlyattachedpotato:

xoxoxosadinside:

This is a picture of something I did at my school last year. I wrote out 1,986 sticky notes that each said “You’re beautiful” and stuck one to every locker in my entire school. I was so sick of people saying they weren’t beautiful, and I was so sick of people feeling bad about themselves. For one day, I wanted everyone to feel beautiful. So I did it. It took me over 6 hours to write them all, and an hour to stick them all. I never intended for anyone to find out it was me, but when I was found on camera for doing it and called to the deans office, everyone found out. They threatened a three day suspension. The students made a petition with over 600 signatures. It was amazing. For one day, I felt beautiful. And for one day, I managed to make every kid in my school smile. Every locker got one. Everyone is beautiful.
A few days later, I Had someone, a complete stranger approach me. And she told me, “That day, I was planning on killing myself. I had given up completely on society. Because of you I didn’t. You gave me hope. Thank you.”
She is now one of my best friends.


I want nothing more than for all of my followers/ friends to see this. You’re beautiful. Thank you. 

I’m doing this.

this is so wonderful.. i’m spechless

prson i love you

forever reblog

i’m crying right now omg

awwwwwh

so someone in my school did something like this like 6 years ago. she got note cards and wrote your beautiful on them and put them in all the girls lockers. nobody knew who did it, we all kinda thought i was a teacher. 4 years later my best friend said do you guys wanna know my biggest secret. of course we did and she said that she was the one that put the notes in our lockers all those years ago. now let me tell you about my friend at the time she did this. we were all only in 8th so she stayed after school for an extra hour just to take the late bus home. basically, my mind was blown.
also on a funnier note of this post. one of the girls in my school had to switch lockers to the boys side for some reason and she was the only girl in our whole grade that didn’t get a note. she wasn’t upset or anything, it’s just kinda funny.

youthfairy:

fruiht:

sparkhel:

elopee:

anchor-to-heaven:

cra-yola:

5hip-l4rry:

overlyattachedpotato:

xoxoxosadinside:

This is a picture of something I did at my school last year. I wrote out 1,986 sticky notes that each said “You’re beautiful” and stuck one to every locker in my entire school. I was so sick of people saying they weren’t beautiful, and I was so sick of people feeling bad about themselves. For one day, I wanted everyone to feel beautiful. So I did it. It took me over 6 hours to write them all, and an hour to stick them all. I never intended for anyone to find out it was me, but when I was found on camera for doing it and called to the deans office, everyone found out. They threatened a three day suspension. The students made a petition with over 600 signatures. It was amazing. For one day, I felt beautiful. And for one day, I managed to make every kid in my school smile. Every locker got one. Everyone is beautiful.

A few days later, I Had someone, a complete stranger approach me. And she told me, “That day, I was planning on killing myself. I had given up completely on society. Because of you I didn’t. You gave me hope. Thank you.”

She is now one of my best friends.

I want nothing more than for all of my followers/ friends to see this. You’re beautiful. Thank you. 

I’m doing this.

this is so wonderful.. i’m spechless

prson i love you

forever reblog

i’m crying right now omg

awwwwwh

so someone in my school did something like this like 6 years ago. she got note cards and wrote your beautiful on them and put them in all the girls lockers. nobody knew who did it, we all kinda thought i was a teacher. 4 years later my best friend said do you guys wanna know my biggest secret. of course we did and she said that she was the one that put the notes in our lockers all those years ago. now let me tell you about my friend at the time she did this. we were all only in 8th so she stayed after school for an extra hour just to take the late bus home. basically, my mind was blown.

also on a funnier note of this post. one of the girls in my school had to switch lockers to the boys side for some reason and she was the only girl in our whole grade that didn’t get a note. she wasn’t upset or anything, it’s just kinda funny.

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Anonymous asked
nuug-life is holding a joint, not a blunt. LMFAO. stop, you sound stupid.

i haven’t been on tumblr in months, so i don’t know what you’re on about. maybe you’ve got the wrong number?

cassierolee:

tmobileofficial:

jamm3d:

tidesretreat:

BABY

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

So fuckin adorable

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v-for-valkyr:

slowjammy:

cellobeer:

cellobeer:

Finally finished painting the costume. Slutty Thomas the Tank Engine is about ready to chug out of this muthaf*cker.

I still think it is ridiculous that this has 60k notes.

I still think it is ridiculous that this ONLY has 60k notes.

tHOMAS THE SKANK ENGINE

dang girl, look at that caboose 

i miss staying up all night with strangers on tinychat that lived all the way across the world

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

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holysheerios:

lonelyllamaa:

littlebitofbass:

Ed singing you to sleep, April 22, 2014.

oh my god when i first played it i thought he was gonna say “go to sleep you little bitch.”  

That’s such a soothing lyric